I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via summahhkatt)

“Nobody will ever love you as much as an artist can. On your worst days, they will find poetry in the knots of your hair.”
That Could Have Been Me (k.p.k). (via nyu-tah)

(Source: towritepoems, via wherethewonderfalls)



"You can’t connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something - your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down, and it has made all the difference in my life."
-Steve Jobs



what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

That is the plot of an episode of FRIENDS.

(Source: grossr5, via totally-a-snogbox)

Reblog if you don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend.






I have a dog.

I have coffee.

I have tumblr 


Reblogging for Johnny Depp

(Source: everythingyoulovetoohate, via totally-a-snogbox)





why doesn’t disneyworld have a kuzcotopia


Because they would have to destroy the homes of the locals to make room for it

that hasnt stopped any corporations before


(via totally-a-snogbox)


James D’Arcy and his #highclassproblems with Lindt chocolates.


(Source: sixsmithyouass, via summahhkatt)

“It was probably nothing but it felt like the world.”
—Morrissey, Autobiography (via lilacin)

(Source: hannaaurora, via wherethewonderfalls)


today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread

(via liamdryden)

“you are a pretentious prick who is also a transphobic piece of trash, go to hell”


There is so much of this stuff in my ask box, and most of it not even anonymous, but I don’t want to call out any particular user because I know they’ll then get a lot of hateful asks and the cycle will just continue.

First off, there’s a comma splice in your ask. I just have to let you know that, on account of how I’m a pretentious prick.

I hope that I’m not transphobic. I’ve been public and vocal in my support for the rights of trans people for years, and I’ve tried over the years to amplify trans voices, from T Cooper to Stephen Ira Beatty, rather than pretending to be able to speak for them. 

Look, I am a person, and I am not a particularly good one. I am screwed up and make a lot of mistakes. But I am not a piece of trash. I would imagine that you are also screwed up and make a lot of mistakes, but you aren’t a piece of trash either.

But it is still hurtful—very hurtful—to hear people call me a piece of trash. It just makes me sad to hear, the way I think it would make most people sad to hear. The certainty and lack of nuance in that characterization reflects a broader lack of nuance in online discourse these days that just bums me out. 

I could have no words about this because I almost didn’t but I just wanted to say, even though probably no one will read this, that the fact that John Green gets hate but can respond to it like this- in a civilized and mature manner, but also acknowledges the fact that it still hurts him… I love that. I think it is good for everyone to know that people that we put up on a pedestal, those that we think can’t be hurt by our mean words, the words of us here on the ground, they are still hurt. He isn’t just brushing it off saying that nothing anyone says can hurt him. He acknowledges it. I think I just needed that today…






My sub in math was the biggest babe

your sub in math looked like he can get it

Why in the hell is he subbing

He knew that he was gunna fuck with people in that outfit


He looks like PK…

(via summahhkatt)

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